To tone down the show’s grim nature, the violent vigilante will now make cheesy puns, jokes, and quips while ruthlessly gunning down criminals.
Marvel is never gonna give up its cameos.
Disney/Pixar’s established superhero family will take on the role of Marvel’s first family in the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe.
LucasFilm touts the move as an embrace of the saga’s rich naming history.
Actors considered for the new Spider-Man reboot include the kids from Stranger Things, Young Sheldon, and Robert Pattinson.
Additional footage is expected to conclusively resolve all plot holes in an effort to beat Avatar’s box-office record.