True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
“You start by playing one Egyptian role, and then they just rope you into doing all the rest. It’s like some kind of a pyramid scheme!”
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
“A true Star Wars fan shows their loyalty by complaining about every new movie that comes out, trash-talking the creators, and bullying the actors on social media.”
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
His superhero name really was “Master of Kung-Fu.” No wonder they’re just calling the movie Shang-Chi!