Marvel Movies to Be Re-Released with Cap Saying “Language!” at Key Points
True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
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Oscar Isaac to Play All Egypt-Related Characters
“You start by playing one Egyptian role, and then they just rope you into doing all the rest. It’s like some kind of a pyramid scheme!”
Read moreCDC Recommends Keeping Distance from DC Films, Even Once Fully Vaccinated
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
Read morePoll: Majority of Star Wars Fans Actually Hate Star Wars
“A true Star Wars fan shows their loyalty by complaining about every new movie that comes out, trash-talking the creators, and bullying the actors on social media.”
Read moreCOVID-19 Vaccine Revealed to Cause Mutant X-Gene
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
Read moreWho Is Shang-Chi, and What Are the Ten Rings? Comics Explained
His superhero name really was “Master of Kung-Fu.” No wonder they’re just calling the movie Shang-Chi!
Read moreWhere Is Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Our best theories on where in the galaxy Thrawn could be hiding.
Read moreTV and Movie Actors Not Synonymous with Their Characters, Study Finds
“With this theory in mind, there’s absolutely no reason to bully actors on social media or send them death threats just because you don’t like a certain character. Who would even do something like that, anyway?”
Read moreSkywalker Family Spotted on Spring Break Beach Trip
While Padme and the children are having fun in the sun, Anakin insists that he doesn’t like sand.
Read more10 Characters Who Would Make a Better Captain America than John Walker
Seriously, even Redwing is higher on the list.
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