“Everyone at Marvel agreed–down to The Last of Us. Based on a strong performance in Pascal’s previous roles, we’re sure that This Is The Way to go.”
Trump, Biden Discover Mothers Both Named Martha, Become Best Friends
Trump and Biden have begun pursuing a unilateral effort to promote fairness, security, and other changes in the political realm, also incorporating new approaches such as sexual propriety and an absence of corruption and scandals.
Sith Sighting Is Fake News, Says Jedi Council
“Come on–what are the odds that the Sith have just been hiding in the shadows this whole time, and this will all come back to bite us in the next 100 years through some inSidious plot?”
Mace Actor Teases Return to Star Wars Franchise despite Character’s Apparent Death
“Mace’s death was very ambiguous. It’s not like he had his arm cut off, got Force-lightninged, and then pushed out a window. There’s just no way anyone could come back from that.”
Deadpool Announces 2024 Presidential Bid
Political commentators note that Deadpool seems to be one of the most stable, mentally sound, and overall appealing candidates on the ballot this year.
Tolkien Estate Releases Posthumous Work Entitled ‘Everything That Happens in The Rings of Power’
“I’m sure glad I found all of this in my grandfather’s old writings,” commented Simon Tolkien, who assured reporters that he definitely didn’t just forge the writing himself because Amazon offered him a ton of money.
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