CDC Recommends Keeping Distance from DC Films, Even Once Fully Vaccinated
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
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World Struggles to Adapt to a Short-Term Future without New MCU Shows
The last two years have seen the world ravaged by disaster after disaster. And now we have a month with no new Marvel shows!
Read moreThe Snyder Cut Ushers in New Era of Global Peace and Prosperity
Key U.N. leaders have gathered to discuss world peace talks, inspired to new heights by the film’s unprecedented greatness.
Read moreMarvel to Release a G-Rated Cut of Deadpool
Release the G-Rated Cut!
Read moreRelease the Lucas Cut of Episodes VII-IX
Fix the Sequel Trilogy! Release the Lucas Cut!
Read moreCruz, AOC Learn Mothers Share Same First Name, Become Best Friends
This alliance could signal a new dawn of justice for the country.
Read moreAre Other Sitcoms Hiding Superbeings and Their Friends?
Wanda and Vision may not be the only Marvel characters trapped in a false sitcom reality. Was Asian Jim actually Jimmy Woo all along?
Read more2020 Caused by Agatha All Along
Sources confirm that Agatha Harkness is behind a number of social problems and nefarious deeds, including the COVID-19 pandemic and the untimely demise of local dog Sparky.
Read moreHow Captain America Could Return to the MCU
As we all know, a character who dies in a superhero movie inevitably stays dead forever. Except for when they don’t.
Read moreSnyder Cut Teases “Negan v. Maggie: Dawn of Vengeance”
The Bat Symbol is getting an upgrade.
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