In Lieu of New Mutants, Marvel Announces "Old Mutants" Film
Old Mutants will focus on Professor X and Magneto just doing old people stuff.
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New Corona Virus Theory: National Menace Spider-Man to Blame
A leading New York newspaper has identified the source of the corona virus: New York’s favorite web-slinger, Spider-Man.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Essential Pandemic Survival Tips
When you do encounter the infected, always aim for the head.
Read moreBreaking: Asgard Imposes 30-Day Travel Ban on Earth
Following numerous confirmed cases of coronavirus on Midgard, All-Father Odin has placed a ban on all travel to and from Earth.
Read moreThe Snyder Cut is WAY More Awesome than Originally Thought
The “Man of Adamantium” would be approximately X2 better than what we got.
Read moreGeorge Orwell Claims Copyright Infringement over Wonder Woman 1984
Legendary author George Orwell has spoken out from beyond the grave to claim that the newest DCEU installment is a derivative of his own work.
Read moreMan Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
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