Upon noticing Oscar Isaac’s Moon Knight costume, Ewan McGregor declared “That’s no moon!” and called for the more accurate name change.
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Rian Johnson Applauds New He-Man: “Kevin Outdid Me!”
Rian Johnson has declared Kevin Smith the new “King of Subversive Storytelling” after Masters of the Universe: Revelation.
J. Jonah Jameson and Omni-Man Are One and the Same!
You can’t tell us there are two different people who would willingly wear that mustache out in public.
Kingpin Calls for Repeal of the Americans with Disabilities Act
“People with disabilities possess unfair advantages!” declared the notorious crime lord.
Andrew Garfield Still Worst Spider-Man in the Multiverse, ‘No Way Home’ Confirms
Leading Spider-Man experts, including T. Vincent Maguire and T.S. Holland, agree that Andrew Garfield is the worst.
Done Recruiting for The Avengers, Nick Fury Recruits Heroes for His MLM
“I’m here to talk to you about the Amway initiative.”
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