Darth Plague-Us May Just Be the Most Powerful Sith Lord Ever
Darth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
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Rioters Tear Down Iron Man Statue after Watching Civil War
Sources say that the rioters had just re-watched the 2016 film Captain America: Civil War and considered the statue a monument to injustice.
Read moreDC to Feature a Former Version of Batman in Flashpoint Movie, a Daring First for the Company
Surely DC has never before attempted a feat quite like this.
Read moreDC’s Newest Attempt to Rival Marvel: Chrises on Infinite Earths
Chrises on Infinite Earths will star Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and others all in roles as DC characters. Christopher Nolan will direct.
Read moreDisney’s Artemis Fowl Named Worst Adaptation of 2020
This is one Disney film that fell far Short of expectations. Here we dig up the Root of its problems!
Read moreGalactus, Devourer of Worlds, Turns Down Earth
COVID-19 and pollution save the Earth from utter destruction.
Read moreOf COURSE Warner Bros. Is Releasing the Snyder Cut
Executives at Warner Brothers Studios once swore that the rumored Snyder Cut of 2017’s runaway flop, Justice League, would only be released when pigs fly. Then late last week, Warner Brothers decided the time was ripe.
Read moreFirefly Cast to Reunite for Virtual Cancellation
The cast of Firefly will reunite over a Zoom call that is guaranteed to be dropped midway through.
Read moreNo Watery Tarts, No Swords, No Right to Rule? King T’Challa’s Reign Questioned
King T’Challa’s right to rule has come under questioning from those who believe in strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for government.
Read more2020 Confirmed to Be Direct Result of Flashpoint
Sources have confirmed that the current events of 2020 are a direct result of the Flash running back in time and inadvertently altering the timeline.
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