Upon noticing Oscar Isaac’s Moon Knight costume, Ewan McGregor declared “That’s no moon!” and called for the more accurate name change.
Rian Johnson has declared Kevin Smith the new “King of Subversive Storytelling” after Masters of the Universe: Revelation.
You can’t tell us there are two different people who would willingly wear that mustache out in public.
“People with disabilities possess unfair advantages!” declared the notorious crime lord.
Leading Spider-Man experts, including T. Vincent Maguire and T.S. Holland, agree that Andrew Garfield is the worst.
“I’m here to talk to you about the Amway initiative.”