Gasoline Shortage Proves Thanos Was Right
Too many people want too much gasoline. If we get rid of half the people, we solve the problem.
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COVID-19 Vaccine Revealed to Cause Mutant X-Gene
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
Read moreWorld Struggles to Adapt to a Short-Term Future without New MCU Shows
The last two years have seen the world ravaged by disaster after disaster. And now we have a month with no new Marvel shows!
Read moreJohn Walker is the Captain America we Deserve Right Now, Not the One We Need
America is fishing for a hero who can unite us.
Read moreTV and Movie Actors Not Synonymous with Their Characters, Study Finds
“With this theory in mind, there’s absolutely no reason to bully actors on social media or send them death threats just because you don’t like a certain character. Who would even do something like that, anyway?”
Read moreSkywalker Family Spotted on Spring Break Beach Trip
While Padme and the children are having fun in the sun, Anakin insists that he doesn’t like sand.
Read moreJohn Walker is Worse than COVID, Americans Believe
On average, Americans prefer plague, Nazis, and lawlessness to the new Captain America.
Read moreThe Snyder Cut Ushers in New Era of Global Peace and Prosperity
Key U.N. leaders have gathered to discuss world peace talks, inspired to new heights by the film’s unprecedented greatness.
Read moreMarvel to Release a G-Rated Cut of Deadpool
Release the G-Rated Cut!
Read moreRelease the Lucas Cut of Episodes VII-IX
Fix the Sequel Trilogy! Release the Lucas Cut!
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