Whether it’s Odinson or McQueen, Loki can’t resist the Lightning.
Category: Culture
“The Bad Batch” Sanctioned for False Advertising, Actually Wholesome
“The Bad Batch” is the most improperly-named group in television history, earning the ire of authorities.
Run Time for The Eternals Cut
Director Chloé Zhao wants a movie that feels like an Eternity and leads directly into Madness.
CDC Recommends Keeping Distance from DC Films, Even Once Fully Vaccinated
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
Poll: Majority of Star Wars Fans Actually Hate Star Wars
“A true Star Wars fan shows their loyalty by complaining about every new movie that comes out, trash-talking the creators, and bullying the actors on social media.”
COVID-19 Vaccine Revealed to Cause Mutant X-Gene
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
