COVID-19 Vaccine Revealed to Cause Mutant X-Gene
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
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John Walker is the Captain America we Deserve Right Now, Not the One We Need
America is fishing for a hero who can unite us.
Read moreTV and Movie Actors Not Synonymous with Their Characters, Study Finds
“With this theory in mind, there’s absolutely no reason to bully actors on social media or send them death threats just because you don’t like a certain character. Who would even do something like that, anyway?”
Read moreJohn Walker is Worse than COVID, Americans Believe
On average, Americans prefer plague, Nazis, and lawlessness to the new Captain America.
Read moreThe Snyder Cut Ushers in New Era of Global Peace and Prosperity
Key U.N. leaders have gathered to discuss world peace talks, inspired to new heights by the film’s unprecedented greatness.
Read more2020 Caused by Agatha All Along
Sources confirm that Agatha Harkness is behind a number of social problems and nefarious deeds, including the COVID-19 pandemic and the untimely demise of local dog Sparky.
Read moreThis Weeknd’s Super Clash
THE Chief news item of this past weekend has been the Super clash that has Bowled over fans all over the country.
Read moreWho Could Be David Ramsey’s ‘Mystery’ Arrowverse Character?
We have shed some light on this mystery shrouded in darkest night.
Read moreRevisiting Iron Man 3, Marvel’s Classic Christmas Movie
Friendly reminder that Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Authoritative Guide to Pleasant Thanksgiving Conversation (2020 Edition)
To avoid offending anyone and have a pleasant time all around, make sure that everyone agrees to avoid these unsafe conversation topics.
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