Guardians of the Galaxy’s Formula for Fixing 2020
Who put the sticks up their butts?
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Adding “I Have Spoken” to Opinions Completely Negates All Counterarguments, Study Finds
Use this one simple phrase to immediately win all online arguments in the future. What could possibly go wrong?
Read moreMarvel’s Monopoly on Tom H. Actors: Who Will They Cast Next?
Who would Tom Hanks play in a Marvel movie? We think we have the perfect answer.
Read moreDarth Plague-Us May Just Be the Most Powerful Sith Lord Ever
Darth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
Read moreRioters Tear Down Iron Man Statue after Watching Civil War
Sources say that the rioters had just re-watched the 2016 film Captain America: Civil War and considered the statue a monument to injustice.
Read moreWhy Are There So Many “Community” Actors in the MCU?
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Read more“Avatar: the Last Airbender” brings us the Hero We Need for 2020
Bearing minor inconveniences with as much complaining and as little grace as possible since 2005. He’s the perfect choice to represent the 2020 experience.
Read moreOf COURSE Warner Bros. Is Releasing the Snyder Cut
Executives at Warner Brothers Studios once swore that the rumored Snyder Cut of 2017’s runaway flop, Justice League, would only be released when pigs fly. Then late last week, Warner Brothers decided the time was ripe.
Read moreFirefly Cast to Reunite for Virtual Cancellation
The cast of Firefly will reunite over a Zoom call that is guaranteed to be dropped midway through.
Read moreNo Watery Tarts, No Swords, No Right to Rule? King T’Challa’s Reign Questioned
King T’Challa’s right to rule has come under questioning from those who believe in strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for government.
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