Trump Touts Lazarus Pits as COVID Cure
The White House is expecting Americans to go mad for the strong results of the so-called Lazarus Pit Cure.
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Jason Todd Lobbies against Voter Fraud
The local vigilante and former sidekick claims to have been personally victimized by voter fraud in the past.
Read moreThe Punisher Invited to Speak at Closing Night of RNC
The violent, gun-toting vigilante gave his endorsement for the GOP’s stances on major issues and several current Republican candidates.
Read moreJim Carrey, Danny DeVito, and Michelle Pfeiffer to Return in The Flash
The move is indicative of DC’s focus on subtle, emotionally complex characters.
Read moreDC Fandome: Villains, Heroic Fails, and a Sparkling Batman
Seriously, casting the teen vampire heartthrob as the Batman is gonna be joke fodder for years.
Read moreSir Vladimir’s Guide for Evaluating Political Pundits
If they walk like a duck, quack like a duck, and weigh as much as a duck, you should follow them.
Read moreDeadpool Announces 2020 Presidential Bid
Because 2020 wasn’t crazy enough yet.
Read moreAMC Announces “Realistic” Walking Dead Reboot Inspired by COVID-19
The reboot’s characters will regularly ignore safety protocols and the CDC’s expertise, believing that the zombie threat is just a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media.
Read moreGuardians of the Galaxy’s Formula for Fixing 2020
Who put the sticks up their butts?
Read moreAdding “I Have Spoken” to Opinions Completely Negates All Counterarguments, Study Finds
Use this one simple phrase to immediately win all online arguments in the future. What could possibly go wrong?
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