Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
“A true Star Wars fan shows their loyalty by complaining about every new movie that comes out, trash-talking the creators, and bullying the actors on social media.”
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
America is fishing for a hero who can unite us.
“With this theory in mind, there’s absolutely no reason to bully actors on social media or send them death threats just because you don’t like a certain character. Who would even do something like that, anyway?”
On average, Americans prefer plague, Nazis, and lawlessness to the new Captain America.