Disney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
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Carole Baskin Sets Sights on Kraven the Hunter, King Ezekiel
The owner of Big Cat Rescue speaks out against public figures known for their exploitation of big cats. And in completely unrelated news, Ezekiel has gone missing!
Read moreIn Response to COVID-19, Droves of DC Fans Don Batman Masks
In compliance with the CDC’s guidelines to wear masks, many fans have taken on the mask of the iconic hero Batman to help prevent the spread of germs.
Read moreThe Shire’s Essential Guide to Social Distancing
Picture: All Images Belong to New Line Cinema HOBBITON, THE SHIRE – Bilbo Baggins is a sort of everyman hero who we all need, but don’t quite deserve. Besides his now-legendary dragon-hunting exploits and his adoption of the even more legendary Frodo Baggins, Bilbo is a model social distancer. Here’s how he did it: He never left home without a
Read moreBe Like Scott Lang, Self-Quarantine Champion
Ant-Man models how to work from home, learn new skills, and find creative ways to entertain your kids. What could possibly go wrong?
Read moreNew Corona Virus Theory: National Menace Spider-Man to Blame
A leading New York newspaper has identified the source of the corona virus: New York’s favorite web-slinger, Spider-Man.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Essential Pandemic Survival Tips
When you do encounter the infected, always aim for the head.
Read moreGeorge Orwell Claims Copyright Infringement over Wonder Woman 1984
Legendary author George Orwell has spoken out from beyond the grave to claim that the newest DCEU installment is a derivative of his own work.
Read moreJames Marsden’s Super Power: Coming Up Short
For years, Marsden has been flying down, down, and below!
Read more5 Actors who Could Play Wolverine in the MCU
Number 5 will shock you.
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