Guardians of the Galaxy’s Formula for Fixing 2020
Who put the sticks up their butts?
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Darth Plague-Us May Just Be the Most Powerful Sith Lord Ever
Darth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
Read moreDC to Feature a Former Version of Batman in Flashpoint Movie, a Daring First for the Company
Surely DC has never before attempted a feat quite like this.
Read moreWhy Are There So Many “Community” Actors in the MCU?
#SixSeasonsandaMarvelMovie
Read more“Avatar: the Last Airbender” brings us the Hero We Need for 2020
Bearing minor inconveniences with as much complaining and as little grace as possible since 2005. He’s the perfect choice to represent the 2020 experience.
Read moreOf COURSE Warner Bros. Is Releasing the Snyder Cut
Executives at Warner Brothers Studios once swore that the rumored Snyder Cut of 2017’s runaway flop, Justice League, would only be released when pigs fly. Then late last week, Warner Brothers decided the time was ripe.
Read moreNo Watery Tarts, No Swords, No Right to Rule? King T’Challa’s Reign Questioned
King T’Challa’s right to rule has come under questioning from those who believe in strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for government.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Guide for Announcing Lack of Interest in Star Wars
“Star Wars Week” has come to be dominated by two separate sects – “Star Wars” fans and People Who Announce They’ve Never Seen Star Wars.
Read moreDarth Sidious Declares Himself True “Tiger King.”
Darth Sidious has been Maul-ing people to death since long before Carole Baskin was born.
Read moreDisney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
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