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EREGION – The greatest elven smith alive, Celebrimbor of Eregion, and his assistant, Annatar, have both come out and praised the groundbreaking technology of artificial intelligence (AI).
“For everyone who has been One-der-Ring about the dangers of the technology, they can rest assured we have Ruled out all the Goblins in the code,” Celebrimbor declared.
Annatar added, “Anyway, what’s worse? AI or some Elves on the shelves-types always looking over our shoulders, acting like they’re a High King and preaching virtue and privacy rights?”
“Our detractors all live in the subterranean halls of stone under their parents’ house,” Celebrimbor said dismissively. “I’d call them trolls, but they’re too short.”
“Man, people are just Dying to use our product,” Annatar gushed. “They can’t Wraith to get their hands on it!”
When Marvelous Movies reached out to Celebrimbor to raise concerns about the technology taking control over everybody and everything, Annatar emailed us the following:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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