Man Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
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The Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
Read moreMan Eager to Finally See Outcome of Galactic Clone Wars
“I’m very interested to see what they do with Anakin’s character. He always seems so conflicted. Nobody spoil it for me!”
Read moreMarvel Executive Surprised to Hear about Upcoming New Mutants Movie
“Something called New Mutants is coming out in April! Why hadn’t I heard anything about this?” asked Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige.
Read morePalpatine Woman Identifies as a Skywalker
The biological granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine has announced that she self-identifies as a Skywalker.
Read moreThe Elastigirl Paradox: Is It a Stretch to Say That Disney Copied from DC?
Why is Elastigirl a character name in both Disney’s The Incredibles and DC’s Doom Patrol? We’ll explain in this completely reliable and unbiased dive through comics history!
Read moreCarol Danvers to Star in “Marvel’s A Christmas Carol”
The film will feature Captain Marvel being visited by three spirits on Christmas Eve while also falling in love with a small-town guy and learning The True Meaning of Christmas.
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