Baby Yoda Comes Under Fire from PETA
PETA has filed a lawsuit against Baby Yoda for consuming multiple eggs belonging to an endangered species.
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New Mutants Executives behind Vote Count Delays
The officials in charge of counting election votes have been found to be the same studio executives behind the much-delayed New Mutants film.
Read moreIn Lieu of New Superhero Movies, Marvel Highlights Supernatural Horror Characters You’ve Never Heard Of
“Helstrom may have no established fanbase to speak of, but when has that ever stopped us before?” asked Marvel spokesperson Kevin Feige.
Read more“Wandavision” Will NOT be Stranger than Reality
This is Vision’s 2020.
Read moreDisney Announces Plans for Star Wars Episodes X-XVIII
“After both the critical and commercial success of films like The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker, we could just tell that fans wanted more Star Wars,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.
Read moreMarvel’s Monopoly on Tom H. Actors: Who Will They Cast Next?
Who would Tom Hanks play in a Marvel movie? We think we have the perfect answer.
Read moreDisney’s Artemis Fowl Named Worst Adaptation of 2020
This is one Disney film that fell far Short of expectations. Here we dig up the Root of its problems!
Read moreNew Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Guide for Announcing Lack of Interest in Star Wars
“Star Wars Week” has come to be dominated by two separate sects – “Star Wars” fans and People Who Announce They’ve Never Seen Star Wars.
Read moreDisney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
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