“You didn’t see that coming?” Aaron Taylor-Johnson commented at the surprise turn of events.
Category: Avengers
After Fighting for Minorities since the ’60s, Marvel Suddenly Goes Woke
“It’s certainly not like the X-Men have functioned as a thinly veiled metaphor for racial discrimination and other marginalized groups since their inception in the ’60s.”
Zack Snyder’s Robot Army Likely behind Continued DC Films
“Have you ever actually known a DC fan in real life? And if so–how do you know they’re not just a very lifelike robot too?”
Due to Rising Gas Prices, Ghost Rider Takes Public Transportation
Unable to afford gas for his car, Ghost Rider considers adopting the name “Ghost Commuter.”
Captain America and the Avengers Respond to Russian Invasion of Ukraine
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
Supervillains Kill Less than 1% of the Population, Study Finds
“With such a high survival rate, I don’t see why I should have to put on a mask and go fight villains!”
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