“I heard Ben Affleck was in a Marvel movie a while back, and it got terrible reviews. So I guess that kind of turned me off.”
Category: Defenders
Supreme Court Rules against Premature Killing of Underdeveloped Characters
The ruling has met with great relief from characters like Uncle Ben and Thomas and Martha Wayne, but still remains controversial among others.
Another Former Time Lord Tragically Turns Supervillain
We strongly urge Jodie Whittaker and Ncuti Gatwa to avoid turning supervillain at all costs.
Disney Takes Back Defenders Titles but Insists Netflix Keeps Iron Fist
New details reveal that Disney has refused to take back the rights to Iron Fist, adamantly insisting that Netflix keep it.
Real MCU Fan: “Only the Shows I Like Are Canon”
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
Diehard MCU Fanboys Pretend to Know Who Moon Knight Is
“He’s like a knight, but on the moon,” explained Marc Grant of Cairo, Illinois.
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