We strongly urge Jodie Whittaker and Ncuti Gatwa to avoid turning supervillain at all costs.
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
“I already have ‘Man’ in my name,” said He-Spider-Man. “Isn’t that clear enough?”
“I’m here to talk to you about the Amway initiative.”
“With such a high survival rate, I don’t see why I should have to put on a mask and go fight villains!”