We strongly urge Jodie Whittaker and Ncuti Gatwa to avoid turning supervillain at all costs.
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Captain America and the Avengers Respond to Russian Invasion of Ukraine
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
Real MCU Fan: “Only the Shows I Like Are Canon”
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
Due to She-Hulk’s Precedent, All Superheroes Must Now List Pronouns in Their Names
“I already have ‘Man’ in my name,” said He-Spider-Man. “Isn’t that clear enough?”
Done Recruiting for The Avengers, Nick Fury Recruits Heroes for His MLM
“I’m here to talk to you about the Amway initiative.”
Supervillains Kill Less than 1% of the Population, Study Finds
“With such a high survival rate, I don’t see why I should have to put on a mask and go fight villains!”
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