We’ve decoded the intel from Elon’s Twitter feed and it confirms the worst. Somehow, Trump returned.
Lucasfilm is re-Ordering Serkis’s appearances in-canon.
It’s almost like someone in 2022 made a very modern movie and tried to pretend it would have worked in the ’90s!
In this whimsical coming-of-age tale, Ford will star as Thunderbolt Ross, who turns into the Red Hulk due to a familial curse.
“It looks like they recast all the Wakandans. And they made Maria Rambeau a Wakandan warrior too like we just wouldn’t notice?”
“We realize that the world of the novels has continued the Middle-Earth saga from the movies, but we decided not to draw from those sources at this time.”