Darth Sidious Declares Himself True “Tiger King.”
Darth Sidious has been Maul-ing people to death since long before Carole Baskin was born.
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Disney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
Read moreMan Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
Read morePedro Pascal Conclusively Linked to Reviving Tired Franchises
Using the actor to revive a tired franchise–a move termed “Pascal’s Wager”–worked for Star Wars. Can it save the DCEU too?
Read moreThe Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
Read moreMan Eager to Finally See Outcome of Galactic Clone Wars
“I’m very interested to see what they do with Anakin’s character. He always seems so conflicted. Nobody spoil it for me!”
Read moreGeorge Lucas Tapped to Helm Next Installments of the MCU
Disney is betting big on the legendary director’s ability to turn around wildly successful franchises.
Read morePalpatine Woman Identifies as a Skywalker
The biological granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine has announced that she self-identifies as a Skywalker.
Read more4 Crazy Star Wars Fan Theories Leading Up to The Rise of Skywalker
What if Ben Kenobi and Obi-Wan Kenobi are actually the same person?
Read more“The Man-DeLorean” Garners Award for Inspiring Countless Puns
Photo: The Walt Disney Co. NEW YORK, NY – The New York Union of Knuckleheads (NYUK), the pre-eminent association of punsters and lovers of dad jokes, has awarded its highest honor, the Curly Howard Uncommon Comedic Knowledge, Laughter, & Entertainment (CHUCKLE) Award to the Disney+ show The Mandalorian in recognition of its historic role in inspiring countless puns. Even Sam
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