In a surprise announcement last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has reversed its position on masked superhumans.
Too many people want too much gasoline. If we get rid of half the people, we solve the problem.
The last two years have seen the world ravaged by disaster after disaster. And now we have a month with no new Marvel shows!
America is fishing for a hero who can unite us.
On average, Americans prefer plague, Nazis, and lawlessness to the new Captain America.
Release the G-Rated Cut!