Dozens of Fans Worldwide Attend New Mutants Premiere
After much faithful waiting, the 50-odd fans who still care about this movie can now enjoy being disappointed on the big screen.
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Disney Announces Plans for Star Wars Episodes X-XVIII
“After both the critical and commercial success of films like The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker, we could just tell that fans wanted more Star Wars,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.
Read moreMarvel Has Always Had 2020 Vision
2020 may have thrown us for a loop, but Marvel still has a grand Vision for the year.
Read moreDisney’s Artemis Fowl Named Worst Adaptation of 2020
This is one Disney film that fell far Short of expectations. Here we dig up the Root of its problems!
Read moreNew Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Quick and Easy Guide to Star Wars Cannon: Comics Explained
The Star Wars universe is vast and confusing, so here we clearly explain what is and isn’t cannon in this faraway galaxy. We’re so helpful!
Read moreDisney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
Read moreOnward: the Star Lord and Spider-Man Teamup We’ve all Wanted
Two heroes without a father and a futuristic vehicle on an epic quest.
Read moreMan Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
Read moreThe Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
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