Disney’s Artemis Fowl Named Worst Adaptation of 2020
This is one Disney film that fell far Short of expectations. Here we dig up the Root of its problems!
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New Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Quick and Easy Guide to Star Wars Cannon: Comics Explained
The Star Wars universe is vast and confusing, so here we clearly explain what is and isn’t cannon in this faraway galaxy. We’re so helpful!
Read moreDisney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
Read moreOnward: the Star Lord and Spider-Man Teamup We’ve all Wanted
Two heroes without a father and a futuristic vehicle on an epic quest.
Read moreMan Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
Read moreThe Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
Read moreMan Eager to Finally See Outcome of Galactic Clone Wars
“I’m very interested to see what they do with Anakin’s character. He always seems so conflicted. Nobody spoil it for me!”
Read moreMarvel Executive Surprised to Hear about Upcoming New Mutants Movie
“Something called New Mutants is coming out in April! Why hadn’t I heard anything about this?” asked Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige.
Read moreThe Elastigirl Paradox: Is It a Stretch to Say That Disney Copied from DC? Comics Explained
Why is Elastigirl a character name in both Disney’s The Incredibles and DC’s Doom Patrol? We’ll explain in this completely reliable and unbiased dive through comics history!
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