Poll: Majority of Star Wars Fans Actually Hate Star Wars
“A true Star Wars fan shows their loyalty by complaining about every new movie that comes out, trash-talking the creators, and bullying the actors on social media.”
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Where Is Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Our best theories on where in the galaxy Thrawn could be hiding.
Read moreTV and Movie Actors Not Synonymous with Their Characters, Study Finds
“With this theory in mind, there’s absolutely no reason to bully actors on social media or send them death threats just because you don’t like a certain character. Who would even do something like that, anyway?”
Read moreSkywalker Family Spotted on Spring Break Beach Trip
While Padme and the children are having fun in the sun, Anakin insists that he doesn’t like sand.
Read moreRelease the Lucas Cut of Episodes VII-IX
Fix the Sequel Trilogy! Release the Lucas Cut!
Read moreWill Kylo Ren Kill Grogu?
The fact that Adam Driver doesn’t want to be killed by an outraged mob of Baby Yoda fans suggests The Child lives.
Read moreMandalorian Spin-Off Movies Announced
A trilogy of films will explore the backstory of the unnamed Jedi from the season 2 finale, also chronicling the fall of the Empire.
Read moreWhy the Mando Finale was Awesome and Who They Ripped off to Make it Happen
*Warning” Satirical Spoilers for the Mandalorian’s Season 2 Finale
Read moreElection Delays Reveal Massive Conspiracy to Manipulate Both Sides and Undermine Democracy
Senator Sheev Palpatine of Naboo has been manipulating both sides from behind the scenes for his own political gain.
Read moreCount Dooku Emerges as New Election Threat; Trump Tweets “Stop the Count”
In light of Count Dooku’s involvement, Trump’s tweet to “stop the Count!” has suddenly become much clearer.
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