Election Delays Reveal Massive Conspiracy to Manipulate Both Sides and Undermine Democracy
Senator Sheev Palpatine of Naboo has been manipulating both sides from behind the scenes for his own political gain.
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Count Dooku Emerges as New Election Threat; Trump Tweets “Stop the Count”
In light of Count Dooku’s involvement, Trump’s tweet to “stop the Count!” has suddenly become much clearer.
Read moreStan Lee, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, and Steve Rogers to Return to MCU as Force Ghosts
What a pitch meeting. “Let’s take all the cool things from all the cool franchises and combine them into the coolest franchise and it’ll be even cooler!”
Read moreThe Mandalorian to Become Typical Suburban Dad in Season 2
Mando will often grill burgers and hot dogs on his front lawn while making dad jokes to Baby Yoda.
Read moreSocial Media Roasts Darth Vader Actor in Response to Kenobi Casting
Despite some fans’ strong feelings, Christensen’s portrayal of Skywalker has always killed among children.
Read moreDisney Announces Plans for Star Wars Episodes X-XVIII
“After both the critical and commercial success of films like The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker, we could just tell that fans wanted more Star Wars,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.
Read moreAdding “I Have Spoken” to Opinions Completely Negates All Counterarguments, Study Finds
Use this one simple phrase to immediately win all online arguments in the future. What could possibly go wrong?
Read moreDarth Plague-Us May Just Be the Most Powerful Sith Lord Ever
Darth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
Read moreNew Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Quick and Easy Guide to Star Wars Cannon: Comics Explained
The Star Wars universe is vast and confusing, so here we clearly explain what is and isn’t cannon in this faraway galaxy. We’re so helpful!
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