Will Kylo Ren Kill Grogu?
The fact that Adam Driver doesn’t want to be killed by an outraged mob of Baby Yoda fans suggests The Child lives.
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Mandalorian Spin-Off Movies Announced
A trilogy of films will explore the backstory of the unnamed Jedi from the season 2 finale, also chronicling the fall of the Empire.
Read moreWhy the Mando Finale was Awesome and Who They Ripped off to Make it Happen
*Warning” Satirical Spoilers for the Mandalorian’s Season 2 Finale
Read moreElection Delays Reveal Massive Conspiracy to Manipulate Both Sides and Undermine Democracy
Senator Sheev Palpatine of Naboo has been manipulating both sides from behind the scenes for his own political gain.
Read moreCount Dooku Emerges as New Election Threat; Trump Tweets “Stop the Count”
In light of Count Dooku’s involvement, Trump’s tweet to “stop the Count!” has suddenly become much clearer.
Read moreStan Lee, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, and Steve Rogers to Return to MCU as Force Ghosts
What a pitch meeting. “Let’s take all the cool things from all the cool franchises and combine them into the coolest franchise and it’ll be even cooler!”
Read moreThe Mandalorian to Become Typical Suburban Dad in Season 2
Mando will often grill burgers and hot dogs on his front lawn while making dad jokes to Baby Yoda.
Read moreSocial Media Roasts Darth Vader Actor in Response to Kenobi Casting
Despite some fans’ strong feelings, Christensen’s portrayal of Skywalker has always killed among children.
Read moreDisney Announces Plans for Star Wars Episodes X-XVIII
“After both the critical and commercial success of films like The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker, we could just tell that fans wanted more Star Wars,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.
Read moreAdding “I Have Spoken” to Opinions Completely Negates All Counterarguments, Study Finds
Use this one simple phrase to immediately win all online arguments in the future. What could possibly go wrong?
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