True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
“You start by playing one Egyptian role, and then they just rope you into doing all the rest. It’s like some kind of a pyramid scheme!”
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
In a surprise announcement last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has reversed its position on masked superhumans.
Too many people want too much gasoline. If we get rid of half the people, we solve the problem.
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.