Unable to afford gas for his car, Ghost Rider considers adopting the name “Ghost Commuter.”

Unable to afford gas for his car, Ghost Rider considers adopting the name “Ghost Commuter.”
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
“I’m here to talk to you about the Amway initiative.”
Captain Carter Cold Cocks Cthulhu in the Carapace. Captain America Completely Crushed.
What if Marvel’s What If…? show was absolutely ridiculous?