“I heard Ben Affleck was in a Marvel movie a while back, and it got terrible reviews. So I guess that kind of turned me off.”
The ruling has met with great relief from characters like Uncle Ben and Thomas and Martha Wayne, but still remains controversial among others.
With such a wide array of former Marvel stars, the opportunities for puns abound.
New details reveal that Disney has refused to take back the rights to Iron Fist, adamantly insisting that Netflix keep it.
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
“He’s like a knight, but on the moon,” explained Marc Grant of Cairo, Illinois.