The only universal constant is that DC will continue to screw up its cinematic universe.
“Joking about rape is one thing. But rebooting Superman without the actor I wanted? That’s grounds for boycotting!”
Hollywood executive James Gunn has announced his intention to ruin both prominent franchises with his unique directorial vision.
“This has to be the most disappointing Firefly cancellation in TV or movie history,” said DCEU director Joss Whedon.
“We are the Snyderverse. Resistance is futile.”
“It’s not a stretch to call this my biggest superhero role of the year,” said John Krasinski, who voices Superman in the film.