The Mandalorian to Become Typical Suburban Dad in Season 2
Mando will often grill burgers and hot dogs on his front lawn while making dad jokes to Baby Yoda.
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Adding “I Have Spoken” to Opinions Completely Negates All Counterarguments, Study Finds
Use this one simple phrase to immediately win all online arguments in the future. What could possibly go wrong?
Read moreNew Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Quick and Easy Guide to Star Wars Cannon: Comics Explained
The Star Wars universe is vast and confusing, so here we clearly explain what is and isn’t cannon in this faraway galaxy. We’re so helpful!
Read moreIn Response to “Care” React, Facebook Announces New Reaction Buttons
New reactions include the long-awaited “I Understood That Reference” and “This Is The Way” buttons.
Read moreMan Tries to Trick Wife into Watching “The DisneyPlus Show with the Cute Baby”
“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
Read morePedro Pascal Conclusively Linked to Reviving Tired Franchises
Using the actor to revive a tired franchise–a move termed “Pascal’s Wager”–worked for Star Wars. Can it save the DCEU too?
Read moreThe Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Authoritative Guide to Pleasant Thanksgiving Conversation
No talking politics at Thanksgiving dinner. I have spoken.
Read moreNetflix Struggles to Win Back Exes after DisneyPlus Launch
“What does DisneyPlus have that we don’t?” the dejected Netflix spokesperson lamented while drinking at a bar alone.
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