New details reveal that Disney has refused to take back the rights to Iron Fist, adamantly insisting that Netflix keep it.
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
Things are about to get…well, strange.
“Yeah, I don’t think Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should count, because I never really got into it. Plus, didn’t Coulson die?”
“I already have ‘Man’ in my name,” said He-Spider-Man. “Isn’t that clear enough?”
“He’s like a knight, but on the moon,” explained Marc Grant of Cairo, Illinois.