“With such a high survival rate, I don’t see why I should have to put on a mask and go fight villains!”
Tag: Universe
Carol Danvers to Star in “Marvel’s A Christmas Carol”
The film will feature Captain Marvel being visited by three spirits on Christmas Eve while also falling in love with a small-town guy and learning The True Meaning of Christmas.
Nicolas Cage Says MCU Movies Aren’t Real Cinema
“It’s just not the same as the cheap, goofy, low-quality action films that cinema used to be.”
Kevin Feige Named as All-Powerful Overlord-for-Life of Marvel Entertainment
“Feige already controls three of the Infinity Product Lines–movies, shows, and comics. If he acquires Marvel’s games, toys, and other merchandising lines as well, then he’ll be nigh unstoppable.”
The Martian (2015): A Marvelous Movies Review
Today we review The Martian (2015), starring Matt Damon as the Loki actor, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes, and Michael Peña as Luis.
Wanda Maximoff Comes Under Fire for Alleged Witchcraft
An angry mob of townspeople recently sought to burn Ms. Maximoff at the stake. Howard the Duck was unavailable for comment or for comparative weighing.
