True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
While Marvel has so far relied on cheap time travel gimmicks to bring back dead characters, we think replacing them with X-Men actors is the new way to go.
The officials in charge of counting election votes have been found to be the same studio executives behind the much-delayed New Mutants film.
After much faithful waiting, the 50-odd fans who still care about this movie can now enjoy being disappointed on the big screen.
Because 2020 wasn’t crazy enough yet.