In the history of superhero storylines, time travel has never backfired on the heroes
Marvel Movies to Be Re-Released with Cap Saying “Language!” at Key Points
True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
COVID-19 Vaccine Revealed to Cause Mutant X-Gene
Recipients of the vaccine may begin demonstrating unnatural characteristics such as laser eyes, blue fur, or a tendency to believe in science.
X-Men Actors to Replace Dead Marvel Characters
While Marvel has so far relied on cheap time travel gimmicks to bring back dead characters, we think replacing them with X-Men actors is the new way to go.
New Mutants Executives behind Vote Count Delays
The officials in charge of counting election votes have been found to be the same studio executives behind the much-delayed New Mutants film.
Dozens of Fans Worldwide Attend New Mutants Premiere
After much faithful waiting, the 50-odd fans who still care about this movie can now enjoy being disappointed on the big screen.