Marvel Movies to Be Re-Released with Cap Saying “Language!” at Key Points
True to form, Captain America used his time-travel journey in Endgame to censor every curse word spoken in the history of the Marvel universe.
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Who Is Shang-Chi, and What Are the Ten Rings? Comics Explained
His superhero name really was “Master of Kung-Fu.” No wonder they’re just calling the movie Shang-Chi!
Read moreX-Men Actors to Replace Dead Marvel Characters
While Marvel has so far relied on cheap time travel gimmicks to bring back dead characters, we think replacing them with X-Men actors is the new way to go.
Read moreRevisiting Iron Man 3, Marvel’s Classic Christmas Movie
Friendly reminder that Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie.
Read moreStan Lee, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, and Steve Rogers to Return to MCU as Force Ghosts
What a pitch meeting. “Let’s take all the cool things from all the cool franchises and combine them into the coolest franchise and it’ll be even cooler!”
Read moreRioters Tear Down Iron Man Statue after Watching Civil War
Sources say that the rioters had just re-watched the 2016 film Captain America: Civil War and considered the statue a monument to injustice.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Guide to Quick and Easy Halloween Costumes
Need a Halloween costume fast? Just cover yourself in glue, roll around in some sticks, and now you’re Groot!
Read moreIron Man Regrets Heroic Self-Sacrifice Now That Spider-Man Gone from MCU
“It definitely had to be this nerdy new kid who I met like 3 times back when he was alive 5 years ago. I’m sure gonna miss him.”
Read moreGwyneth Paltrow to Fill Iron Man Void as (Fe)male
Paltrow set to rescue Tony Stark’s superhero legacy.
Read moreMarvel to Re-Re-Release Avengers: Endgame with 9-hour Runtime
Additional footage is expected to conclusively resolve all plot holes in an effort to beat Avatar’s box-office record.
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