“Trust me, the future of verified superheroes has never looked brighter.”

“Trust me, the future of verified superheroes has never looked brighter.”
Unable to afford gas for his car, Ghost Rider considers adopting the name “Ghost Commuter.”
“Sadly, none of us has much experience with stopping hostile European invasions,” Capt. Rogers announced in a press conference.
Things are about to get…well, strange.
“He’s like a knight, but on the moon,” explained Marc Grant of Cairo, Illinois.
In the history of superhero storylines, time travel has never backfired on the heroes