After much faithful waiting, the 50-odd fans who still care about this movie can now enjoy being disappointed on the big screen.
The cast of Firefly will reunite over a Zoom call that is guaranteed to be dropped midway through.
“Something called New Mutants is coming out in August! Why hadn’t I heard anything about this?” asked Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige.
While “Dark Phoenix” may have flickered out in theaters, it will rise from the ashes as “X-Men: Dark Phoenix” for the home media release in September.