We’ve decoded the intel from Elon’s Twitter feed and it confirms the worst. Somehow, Trump returned.
Tag: Palpatine
Release the Lucas Cut of Episodes VII-IX
Fix the Sequel Trilogy! Release the Lucas Cut!
Election Delays Reveal Massive Conspiracy to Manipulate Both Sides and Undermine Democracy
Senator Sheev Palpatine of Naboo has been manipulating both sides from behind the scenes for his own political gain.
Count Dooku Emerges as New Election Threat; Trump Tweets “Stop the Count”
In light of Count Dooku’s involvement, Trump’s tweet to “stop the Count!” has suddenly become much clearer.
Man Eager to Finally See Outcome of Galactic Clone Wars
“I’m very interested to see what they do with Anakin’s character. He always seems so conflicted. Nobody spoil it for me!”
Palpatine Woman Identifies as a Skywalker
The biological granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine has announced that she self-identifies as a Skywalker.
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