Trump Touts Lazarus Pits as COVID Cure

The White House is expecting Americans to go mad for the strong results of the so-called Lazarus Pit Cure.
Read moreThe White House is expecting Americans to go mad for the strong results of the so-called Lazarus Pit Cure.
Read moreSeriously, casting the teen vampire heartthrob as the Batman is gonna be joke fodder for years.
Read moreThe reboot’s characters will regularly ignore safety protocols and the CDC’s expertise, believing that the zombie threat is just a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media.
Read moreDarth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
Read moreWhen questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreCOVID-19 and pollution save the Earth from utter destruction.
Read moreAnyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
Read moreIn compliance with the CDC’s guidelines to wear masks, many fans have taken on the mask of the iconic hero Batman to help prevent the spread of germs.
Read moreOld Mutants will focus on Professor X and Magneto just doing old people stuff.
Read moreAnt-Man models how to work from home, learn new skills, and find creative ways to entertain your kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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