Trump Touts Lazarus Pits as COVID Cure
The White House is expecting Americans to go mad for the strong results of the so-called Lazarus Pit Cure.
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DC Fandome: Villains, Heroic Fails, and a Sparkling Batman
Seriously, casting the teen vampire heartthrob as the Batman is gonna be joke fodder for years.
Read moreAMC Announces “Realistic” Walking Dead Reboot Inspired by COVID-19
The reboot’s characters will regularly ignore safety protocols and the CDC’s expertise, believing that the zombie threat is just a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media.
Read moreDarth Plague-Us May Just Be the Most Powerful Sith Lord Ever
Darth Sidious ended democracy and civil rights. Oh, and genocide, too. Darth Plagueis personally inconvenienced us. Who’s worse?
Read moreNew Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Read moreGalactus, Devourer of Worlds, Turns Down Earth
COVID-19 and pollution save the Earth from utter destruction.
Read moreDisney Donating Stormtrooper Helmets to COVID-19 Patients
Anyone who has been infected can rest assured that they will completely miss everyone else when they cough, sneeze, or even touch things.
Read moreIn Response to COVID-19, Droves of DC Fans Don Batman Masks
In compliance with the CDC’s guidelines to wear masks, many fans have taken on the mask of the iconic hero Batman to help prevent the spread of germs.
Read moreIn Lieu of New Mutants, Marvel Announces "Old Mutants" Film
Old Mutants will focus on Professor X and Magneto just doing old people stuff.
Read moreBe Like Scott Lang, Self-Quarantine Champion
Ant-Man models how to work from home, learn new skills, and find creative ways to entertain your kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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