The reboot’s characters will regularly ignore safety protocols and the CDC’s expertise, believing that the zombie threat is just a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media.
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New Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, Turns Down Earth
COVID-19 and pollution save the Earth from utter destruction.
2020 Confirmed to Be Direct Result of Flashpoint
Sources have confirmed that the current events of 2020 are a direct result of the Flash running back in time and inadvertently altering the timeline.
In Response to COVID-19, Droves of DC Fans Don Batman Masks
In compliance with the CDC’s guidelines to wear masks, many fans have taken on the mask of the iconic hero Batman to help prevent the spread of germs.
In Lieu of New Mutants, Marvel Announces "Old Mutants" Film
Old Mutants will focus on Professor X and Magneto just doing old people stuff.
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