New Federal Order Requires Mandalorian Helmets Be Worn in Public at All Times
When questioned about the rationale behind this extreme decision, CDC director Robert Redfield simply answered, “This is the way.”
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Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, Turns Down Earth
COVID-19 and pollution save the Earth from utter destruction.
Read more2020 Confirmed to Be Direct Result of Flashpoint
Sources have confirmed that the current events of 2020 are a direct result of the Flash running back in time and inadvertently altering the timeline.
Read moreIn Response to COVID-19, Droves of DC Fans Don Batman Masks
In compliance with the CDC’s guidelines to wear masks, many fans have taken on the mask of the iconic hero Batman to help prevent the spread of germs.
Read moreIn Lieu of New Mutants, Marvel Announces "Old Mutants" Film
Old Mutants will focus on Professor X and Magneto just doing old people stuff.
Read moreBe Like Scott Lang, Self-Quarantine Champion
Ant-Man models how to work from home, learn new skills, and find creative ways to entertain your kids. What could possibly go wrong?
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Essential Pandemic Survival Tips
When you do encounter the infected, always aim for the head.
Read moreBreaking: Asgard Imposes 30-Day Travel Ban on Earth
Following numerous confirmed cases of coronavirus on Midgard, All-Father Odin has placed a ban on all travel to and from Earth.
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