Kevin Feige’s bold and original new Star Wars film will star Chris Evans as Steve Rogwalker and Brie Larson as Carol Danvorgana.
“It definitely had to be this nerdy new kid who I met like 3 times back when he was alive 5 years ago. I’m sure gonna miss him.”
Marvel Studios President confirms that 2019 is officially the year when the MCU went wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
Also included among original content for the new streaming service are Goose the Cat, Snoke: Origins, and Luis Narrates the Disney Universe.
Additional footage is expected to conclusively resolve all plot holes in an effort to beat Avatar’s box-office record.