“No, it’s not a guy show. There’s, like, three female characters! And did I mention the cute baby?”
Pedro Pascal Conclusively Linked to Reviving Tired Franchises
Using the actor to revive a tired franchise–a move termed “Pascal’s Wager”–worked for Star Wars. Can it save the DCEU too?
The Mandalorian Conclusively Named Best Space Western of All Time
We hope that disgruntled fans will be able to find peace and Serenity on the issue.
Marvelous Movies’ Authoritative Guide to Pleasant Thanksgiving Conversation
No talking politics at Thanksgiving dinner. I have spoken.
Netflix Struggles to Win Back Exes after DisneyPlus Launch
“What does DisneyPlus have that we don’t?” the dejected Netflix spokesperson lamented while drinking at a bar alone.
Proposed Star Wars Spin-Off Series Include “Greedopoint,” “The Man-DeLorean”
Introducing time-traveling cyborg bounty hunter, The Man-DeLorean!