She-Hulk is sure to smash every costume contest of the year.
“He’s like a knight, but on the moon,” explained Marc Grant of Cairo, Illinois.
Upon noticing Oscar Isaac’s Moon Knight costume, Ewan McGregor declared “That’s no moon!” and called for the more accurate name change.
“You start by playing one Egyptian role, and then they just rope you into doing all the rest. It’s like some kind of a pyramid scheme!”
“Helstrom may have no established fanbase to speak of, but when has that ever stopped us before?” asked Marvel spokesperson Kevin Feige.