The fact that Adam Driver doesn’t want to be killed by an outraged mob of Baby Yoda fans suggests The Child lives.
Tag: Rise of Skywalker
Palpatine Woman Identifies as a Skywalker
The biological granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine has announced that she self-identifies as a Skywalker.
Marvelous Movies’ Authoritative Guide to Pleasant Thanksgiving Conversation
No talking politics at Thanksgiving dinner. I have spoken.
Proposed Star Wars Spin-Off Series Include “Greedopoint,” “The Man-DeLorean”
Introducing time-traveling cyborg bounty hunter, The Man-DeLorean!
Upcoming Star Wars Film to be Re-Titled: “The Rise, Return, and Revenge of Skywalker”
LucasFilm touts the move as an embrace of the saga’s rich naming history.
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