CDC Recommends Keeping Distance from DC Films, Even Once Fully Vaccinated
Experts advise that coming into contact with DC films may result in, or more likely from, a severe loss of taste.
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The Snyder Cut Ushers in New Era of Global Peace and Prosperity
Key U.N. leaders have gathered to discuss world peace talks, inspired to new heights by the film’s unprecedented greatness.
Read moreHow Captain America Could Return to the MCU
As we all know, a character who dies in a superhero movie inevitably stays dead forever. Except for when they don’t.
Read moreMarvelous Movies’ Authoritative Guide to Pleasant Thanksgiving Conversation (2020 Edition)
To avoid offending anyone and have a pleasant time all around, make sure that everyone agrees to avoid these unsafe conversation topics.
Read moreDC Stops Even Trying to Be Relevant with Theatrical Releases Anymore
Wonder Woman cast member Pedro Pascal has questioned the effectiveness of the move and of streaming services in general.
Read moreDC Unveils New Alternate Universe in Which DC Is Good and Successful
DC’s newest project will explore an alternate timeline in which its characters are well-written and it had a cohesive plan for launching lucrative movies.
Read moreDC’s Newest Attempt to Rival Marvel: Chrises on Infinite Earths
Chrises on Infinite Earths will star Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and others all in roles as DC characters. Christopher Nolan will direct.
Read moreGeorge Orwell Claims Copyright Infringement over Wonder Woman 1984
Legendary author George Orwell has spoken out from beyond the grave to claim that the newest DCEU installment is a derivative of his own work.
Read morePedro Pascal Conclusively Linked to Reviving Tired Franchises
Using the actor to revive a tired franchise–a move termed “Pascal’s Wager”–worked for Star Wars. Can it save the DCEU too?
Read moreConfused DC Fan Somehow Missed Wonder Woman 2 through 83
“I just don’t understand how I could’ve missed the second one, much less 80-some more sequels since then. Maybe the marketing was just really poor?”
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