“What does DisneyPlus have that we don’t?” the dejected Netflix spokesperson lamented while drinking at a bar alone.
Category: Defenders
BREAKING: Marvelous Movies Temporarily Down as Entire Staff Experiences an Outbreak of DisneyPlus-itis
The disease is spread by a mouse and is likely to turn into a plague.
The Hulk Fired from Marvel After Old Movies Resurface Online
The Hulk has been let go due to embarrassing films from earlier in his career, including Hulk (2003) and The Incredible Hulk (2008).
Marvel Carefully Establishes Continuity for Ten Years, Destroys It in One
Marvel Studios President confirms that 2019 is officially the year when the MCU went wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
Luke Cage Villains Invoke “Bad Role Clause” to Get Re-Cast in Better MCU Roles
Mahershala Ali, formerly Cottonmouth on Luke Cage, is the latest actor to invoke a clause entitling him to a different MCU role.
Disney Plus Offerings to Include Space Feminists, Tidying Up with Thanos, and More
Also included among original content for the new streaming service are Goose the Cat, Snoke: Origins, and Luis Narrates the Disney Universe.
Marvelous Movies 