A leading New York newspaper has identified the source of the coronavirus: New York’s favorite web-slinger, Spider-Man.
To prove himself the superior vampire, Pattinson will dress up like a giant bat and make himself a sworn enemy of Leto’s supervillain roles.
Need a Halloween costume fast? Just cover yourself in glue, roll around in some sticks, and now you’re Groot!
Tom Holland will return as Ben Reilly/The Scarlet Spider, a clone of Peter Parker/Spider-Man, in Spider-Man: Clonecoming and future franchise installments.
Chris Pine, Tobey Maguire, C. D. Barnes, and Neil Patrick Harris all livid their Spider-Men were not revived instead.
“It definitely had to be this nerdy new kid who I met like 3 times back when he was alive 5 years ago. I’m sure gonna miss him.”