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METROPOLIS–In July, Lex Luthor released the now-infamous “super harem” footage: a clip of Superman’s alien parents instructing their son to take multiple human wives for himself. Believing the full footage will reveal specific individuals involved in Superman’s alleged harem, concerned members of the public are now demanding the release of the full files so any guilty parties can be brought to justice.

After being released to the public, the footage–featuring Kryptonians Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van–was then subpeonaed by the Metropolis Department of Justice. Some hoped that viewing an extended version of the footage would give the DOJ information with which to prosecute guilty parties. However, they’ve been disappointed so far. According to DOJ representatives, the full footage only reveals Jor-El killing himself on Krypton, apparently to avoid questioning for his crimes.

Members of the public are unconvinced of this story, though–especially after Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane uncovered that the recording had been edited, with nearly three minutes of footage missing. Following the suspicious nature of Jor-El’s death, the phrase “J.E. didn’t kill himself” has been seen all over the internet from many who believe he was murdered to protect guilty parties.

The DOJ also questioned LordTech head Maxwell Lord, a billionaire who was allegedly involved in recruiting victims for Superman’s growing harem of wives. In a transcript of the DOJ interview, Maxwell stated, “I never witnessed Superman in any inappropriate setting in any way. Superman was never inappropriate with anybody.” But it’s widely believed that Maxwell–corporate backer of the Justice Gang and thus known ally of the metahuman community–is also lying to protect Superman’s secrets. Maxwell already faces a criminal trial for two charges of lying under oath in matters relating to Superman’s suspected criminal activity.

Additionally, Superman’s former associate Chloe Sullivan has been arrested and prosecuted for trafficking victims to serve as members of the alleged harem.

Superman himself has denied any wrongdoing or the existence of a harem of wives. When pressed, he did admit to being involved in a monogamous romantic relationship, although he wouldn’t identify his partner. Even Lane’s typically thorough investigative reporting was strangely silent on this subject.

For anyone else concerned about the allegations against Superman, Marvelous Movies encourages you to take action and not remain silent. Keep demanding that the DOJ release the full files and hold guilty parties accountable for their actions. And remember: J. E. didn’t kill himself.

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