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PARIS, FRANCE – In a stunning announcement, Science has declared that the Marvel Cinematic Universe comprises all that is, or ever was, or ever will be, delivering a sharp rebuke to the famed astrophysicist Carl Sagan.
Bill Nye released a simultaneous statement affirming his support for the findings. “I have looked at this from every conceivable angle and I am left with only one conclusion – the Marvel Cinematic Universe is superior to all other universes.”
Celebrity astronomer Neil Degraase Tyson also released a statement in praise of the recent move. “In light of its overwhelming star power, I have to unreservedly agree that the MCU has no peer.”
This announcement had originally prompted deep skepticism from the scientific community, but scientists the world over peered into their microscopes, telescopes, and beakers and were shocked to find overwhelming evidence in favor of the MCU’s superiority. The full text of the announcement can be found here.
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