UNITED STATES–In a surprising move, dark horse candidate Wade Wilson, a.k.a. the mutant mercenary Deadpool, has announced his intentions to run for President of the United States in 2024.

“It just seemed like nobody was too crazy or morally questionable to run this year,” Deadpool explained when questioned about the sudden decision. “If two old racists, Joe Exotic, Ezra Miller, and that guy with the boot on his head are all options, then I just figured, why not throw my hat in the ring too? Metaphorically speaking, of course. I don’t normally wear a hat. Hmm–maybe I should start wearing a boot on my head!”

“Now, put aside that I’m Canadian and a mutant!” Deadpool continued. “If elected, I’ll be the first Canadian president of the U.S. And also the first mutant president–except for JFK, and that’s canon!” Deadpool vehemently denied allegations that his campaign was merely a publicity stunt to garner attention for his upcoming movie.

The so-called “merc with a mouth” is campaigning on a platform of free chimichangas for all Americans. He also promises to violently maim America’s enemies, including the other major candidates, and to make a regular practice of breaking down walls. “I’ve already broken the fourth wall,” Deadpool noted in his trademark yellow speech bubbles. “Once elected, I’m gonna break down Trump’s wall, too. And maybe also the wall of that nasty taco place down the street. They gave me the runs last time I ate there, and I feel like somebody needs to do something about it.”

Deadpool has named longtime associate Bob, an agent of HYDRA, as his running mate. Despite his unconventional approach, affiliation with HYDRA, and apparent lack of political experience, political commentators note that Deadpool seems to be one of the most stable, mentally sound, and overall appealing candidates on the ballot this year.