After Fighting for Minorities since the ’60s, Marvel Suddenly Goes Woke

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NEW YORK–It’s official: with the advent of the “M-She-U,” Marvel Comics and Studios have gone completely woke. After Marvel’s decades-long history of promoting minority characters and non-traditional superheroes, fans are shocked and appalled at the company’s dramatic shift.

“I just can’t believe they’d replace all my favorite superheroes with characters who aren’t white males,” said longtime Marvel fan Charles Summers. “I mean, it’s certainly not like the X-Men have functioned as a thinly veiled metaphor for racial discrimination and other marginalized groups since their inception in the ’60s.”

“Having a female version replace a previous hero is a completely new phenomenon in the superhero world,” agreed Lawson Walters. “Do you think Stan Lee and Marvel’s other Founding Fathers would have ever created characters like Captain Marvel or She-Hulk back in the ’70s and ’80s?”

“And nobody even talks about how woke the Black Panther movie was,” said Erik White. “But where was the Black Panther character when all of Marvel’s other greats were premiering back in the ’60s, huh?”

At publishing time, a report had been uncovered indicating that legendary comics creator Jack Kirby fought against actual Nazis and fascists in World War II–and co-created Captain America to represent the same heroic ideals. By and large, fans have dismissed these claims as fake news concocted by the liberal media to push a woke agenda.

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  1. Marvel has been systematically destroying classic, iconic, masculine predominately white heroes and replacing them with females and predominately black characters for the sake of inclusion, women empowerment and wokism. Let’s use Avengers Endgame as an example. 

    Tony Stark (Iron Man) - playboy, millionaire, alpha male – sacrificed at end of money

    Captain America – blonde hair blue eyes, PATRIOTIC golden boy from WW2 Era…..oh he retired.

    Hulk – this one brings tiers to my eyes. Strong, unyielding don’t take nothing from no one destructive beast, kinder, gentle, meak Banner Hulk

    Thor – masculine God of Thunder, ultra powerful…..Hela took his right eye, fat lazy, drunken immature sits on his couch plays videogames loser

    Captain Marvel an annoying arrogant hero played by a gay hating guy bashing actress who constantly has to say she’s better than everyone. She came down and took on Thanos BY herself and and as if someone activated the time stone froze EVERY male hero on screen so all the females could have a moment of just them kicking butt. As if suddenly every male hero at exactly the same time just stopped. I mean they could have showed men and women TOGETHER fighting as a team you know for inclusion…..but nope.

    Destroyed Romance between Gamora and Starlord cus can’t have strong women involved with a guy…..

    Sam Wilson is now Captain America…..HE ALREADY HAS AN IDENTITY AS FALCON!

    These are just examples from Endgame. we won’t talk about all other changes ir Rey’s Trilogy. It’s not even that they do it genuinely for sake of diversity. Instead of make new characters they just put a different coat of paint over an already established hero. They keep making reboots of old franchises and instead add to lore or compliment old roots they make it a point to either kill off the old, assassinate characters and make them undesirable and sacrifice story and character development for sake of wokism…..we don’t go to movies to be preached at ir have narratives shoved in our faces. We go to disassociate from reality and enjoy an amazing story with good characters, plot, and to be entertained…not to be preached to about ideologies.

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