MOJOWORLD–In a startling revelation, new details have been uncovered about next year’s highly anticipated Deadpool 3. The creative mind behind the film has been revealed as none other than Mojo, interdimensional TV mogul and longtime adversary of the X-Men.

“They had me put my name on it just so no one would suspect anything unusual,” said Kevin Feige, Marvel’s Chief Creative Officer. “But I really had nothing to do with it. Mojo came to us and forced us to make this project on threat of death!”

As seen on X-Men: The Animated Series and other franchise media, Mojo’s sinister plots often involve kidnapping members of the X-Men and forcing them to act in his intergalactic TV programs so he can accrue higher ratings. The spineless being is widely considered a talentless hack who will sacrifice story or quality just to increase viewership and profits. With the announcement of Deadpool 3, it seems like Mojo is up to a similar plot this time.

“It’s time to revive the X-Men franchise, and I know just the way to do it!” Mojo told Marvelous Movies in an exclusive interview. “Wolverine is obviously the most popular character, so of course I had to bring him back. Who cares that he had such an emotional sendoff in Logan? I’m just giving the fans more of what they want–and making more money too!”

“In fact, we’re filling it full of guest stars–just to make sure this is the biggest, wackiest adventure yet!” Mojo continued. “Elektra‘s gonna be in it–remember her? And Mobius from the TVA. And X-23–even though this is supposed to take place before Logan so she’ll be even younger!”

“We’re basically making it the next No Way Home and bringing back everyone’s favorite characters just to cash in on nostalgia,” Mojo explained. “Robert Downey Jr. is returning as Iron Man, and I think we’re gonna be able to squeeze in Batman too!” Amid all these different character appearances, it’s even been rumored that Deadpool himself might get some screen time in his own movie!

Mojo also wished to clarify that he is not to be confused with Mojo Jojo, longtime nemesis of the Powerpuff Girls–and he’s not monkeying around!

Despite Mojo’s poor reputation and controversial methods, we here at Marvelous Movies think his take on the franchise will likely be an improvement over the last few X-Men movies–and maybe even the last few MCU movies, too.

Deadpool 3 hits theaters in July 2024.